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13th Child: Legend Of The Jersey Devil

13th Child: Legend Of The Jersey Devil

What a weird movie. This movie has the fashions—and solid-state screaming guitar soundtrack—of a more recent picture but looks and feels totally like a 1976 made-for-TV monster movie. Some horseshit…
Movie Reviews » WAY too indie
And Here No Devil Can Hurt You

And Here No Devil Can Hurt You

This seems like a student film... decent at some things about filmmaking (occasionally striking visual images and framing), and totally seemingly oblivious to the need for others (decent writing, any…
Movie Reviews » Different, At Least
Uncontained

Uncontained

A surprisingly ok, watchable post-zombie-apocalypse flick about a tough-as-nails drifter stumbling onto a remote house in Alaska where the precocious young children of a government research wait for their gorgeous,…
Movie Reviews » "Found Footage" crap
Project MKHEXE

Project MKHEXE

This slightly-better-than-it-should-be Lovecraftian horror mockumentary is about a filmmaker investigating his brother's suicide after months of raving about a secret government mind control project, "MKHEXE". The runtime is almost two…
Movie Reviews » Canadian
Anything For Jackson

Anything For Jackson

"The Omen" cast a long shadow, and this well-made but somewhat derivative tale sits squarely enough within it that some of the scares are unfortunately predictable. Holly Palance cheerily throwing…
Movie Reviews » Different, At Least
I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday

I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday

Fanms of Bad Lieutenant and Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer will probably like the psychotic executive protagonist of this film. This is a lower-key variety of psychopath than Christian…
Movie Reviews » Different, At Least
How Not to Work & Claim Benefits… (and Other Useful Information for Wasters)

How Not to Work & Claim Benefits… (and Other Useful Information for Wasters)

Sort of a peculiar, charmingly British movie about two affably irresponsible lads who are mysteriously given $10,000 by a stranger, and after some affable goofing around find themselves being questioned…