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Cupid’s Guillotine

Cupid’s Guillotine

Absolute garbage. Has the production values of a terrible zero-budget amateur horror combined with soap operatic melodrama. An engaged couple is lured into a haunted house attraction where the woman…
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Evil Under The Skin

Evil Under The Skin

Porn-movie-level acting, writing and production values. Mother and daughter go to an Oregon lake for some bonding time and, basically, nothing happens. Mom gets headaches, daughter (played by a real…
Movie Reviews » Different, At Least
Night Things

Night Things

Boy, you have to give this home-movie-level, bottom-of-the-barrel amateur production credit for trying. They really tried *hard* to make a good movie. They had absolutely no idea how to, and…
Movie Reviews » watchable
Jug Face

Jug Face

Southern supernatural drama/folk horror about a backwoods rural community that survives by making occasional human sacrifices to an alternately mud- and blood-filled pit that keeps them otherwise healthy in return,…
Movie Reviews » Bad but I liked it
13th Child: Legend Of The Jersey Devil

13th Child: Legend Of The Jersey Devil

What a weird movie. This movie has the fashions—and solid-state screaming guitar soundtrack—of a more recent picture but looks and feels totally like a 1976 made-for-TV monster movie. Some horseshit…
Movie Reviews » WAY too indie
And Here No Devil Can Hurt You

And Here No Devil Can Hurt You

This seems like a student film... decent at some things about filmmaking (occasionally striking visual images and framing), and totally seemingly oblivious to the need for others (decent writing, any…
Movie Reviews » Different, At Least
Uncontained

Uncontained

A surprisingly ok, watchable post-zombie-apocalypse flick about a tough-as-nails drifter stumbling onto a remote house in Alaska where the precocious young children of a government research wait for their gorgeous,…
Movie Reviews » Bad but I liked it
Project MKHEXE

Project MKHEXE

This slightly-better-than-it-should-be Lovecraftian horror mockumentary is about a filmmaker investigating his brother's suicide after months of raving about a secret government mind control project, "MKHEXE". The runtime is almost two…
Movie Reviews » Different, At Least
I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday

I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday

Fanms of Bad Lieutenant and Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer will probably like the psychotic executive protagonist of this film. This is a lower-key variety of psychopath than Christian…