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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

Pretty charming action comedy buddy picture starring Nic Cage as a not-entirely-flattering version of himself, sucked into working for the CIA while staying as the houseguest of a rich guy…
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Like A Bat Outta Hell

Like A Bat Outta Hell

Mildly interesting flick about a team of filmmakers and a crusty, tough-as-nails australian dude being menaced by a giant humanoid bat in the outback. Australian enough to be somwhat entertaining,…
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The Last Light

The Last Light

Well-made but rather disappointing quasi-"thriller" (because it's not thrilling) coasts along like it's going to be interesting, and never gets there. Survivors of an unspecified apocalyptic event cower in the…
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Staunton Hill

Staunton Hill

Psycho hillbilly farm family pursues, tortures, and kills their city-slicker guests in extremely graphically gory ways. George Romero's son obviously learned a few things from his father, and this movie…
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Bluejay (2016)

Bluejay (2016)

Promising but ultimately disappointing thriller on the "pursuit" end of the captivity/pursuit flick spectrum. Annoying mountaineer drags a woman he just met onto a grueling hike up Mr Whitney, where…
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Silent Panic

Silent Panic

Surprisingly decent zero-budget indie drama that starts like it's going to be a crap thriller but slowly and smoothly transitions to something quieter and more thoughtful. Three friends' relationships with…
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End Times

End Times

Gorgeous couple wanders through an apocalyptic landscape full of viral outbreak zombies, encountering other gorgeous survivors of questionable intentions in, essentially, a "Walking Dead" episode. Lead actress Jamie Bernadette, who…