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How to make a completely unusable homepage in CSS3 and <strike>jQuery</strike>Javascript

Usability Hell: How to make a completely unusable homepage in CSS3 and jQueryJavascript

One of my favorite bits of code I've ever written is on the front page of my jiggy, ancient, perpetually-under-construction, virtually-never-viewed old personal website, Life In A Mikeycosm. Eager to…