I feel like the note pyramid on this is missing something. Nowhere does it explain whether this smells like Nick Mason, David Gilmour, or Roger Waters. (Yes, I know I left one out. I have it on good authority that Rick Wright did not smell.)

Anyway, I wore this cologne for quite some time without incident, although I do suspect it may be in some way responsible for the fact that once or twice since I’ve started wearing it, Syd Barrett has appeared and stared at me from the control booth.