The Sand

Starts off like it’s going to be an unbearably annoying first-person shooter, but if you forward past the first 5 minutes it’s not. Kids wake up hungover after a beach party to discover the sand has turned carnivorous… basically, “The Raft” from “Creepshow 2”, with a beach instead of a lake. That rare actual “good bad movie”. I liked it well enough to actually watch it again after a few months. Plus they got Jamie Kennedy to do what he does best, play a brief cameo as some random asshole who appears out of nowhere.

Don’t get me wrong. It’s a bad “teen scream” monster movie. But I like it.