Yes, I watched all three of these movies, so you don't have to.
Intense, stereotypically German actor Dieter Laser is back, this time as the improbable German-accented cowboy warden of a Texas prison. Bug-eyed second film villain Laurence R. Harvey is back, too, this time as one of the prison's administrative toadies.
Eric Roberts shows up as the Governor, which tells you about what to expect. Internet legend has it that Roberts will lend his famous name and play any role for $5,000/day, which explains the number of godawful movies he has small roles in.
Repeating the meta-trope from the second movie, the Warden is turned on to the first two movies, and see sewing all his inmates into a giant Human Centipede as the solution to... something or other. This time they break the fourth wall even harder, as the warden hires trilogy director Tom Six, playing himself, to help architect the scheme.
And, if any of that sounds even faintly interesting, be assured, it's not. Picture if John Waters at his peak made a horror movie, except that John Waters at his peak was just not clear on how you make an entertaining movie. It's just godawful, hammy, poorly acted, doesn't appear to have been written at all... just no redeeming qualities.
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