Maid Droid

The USA-Up-All-Nite-iest movie of all time. Basically a softcore porn, minus the sex scenes, the entire plot of which is: a lonely guy gets an incredibly gorgeous robot maid that he's told will cost "no more or less than you can afford", wears the tiniest french maid outfit ever invented—when she's not peeling it off and just walking around completely naked—and has been programmed to "feel everything a woman does", except, apparently, shame, because as she very obligingly demonstrates whenever she can how capable she is of love and orgasms, it's always accompanied be her falling all over herself to fawningly thank him for how wonderful every little thing he does is. 100% nerdy male fantasy fulfillment. (Until, I guess, the part where it goes haywire and kills him in the end, but I guess they realized they had to include *some* sort of conventional cinematic plot development, so they threw the most cliche'd thing they could possibly think of in.)

I will say, this movie does distinguish itself very exceptionally in that one respect: from a male perspective, these craven exploitation movies often involve gorgeous women falling for slovenly everyday joes, but in this one, WOW is Faith West, the actress who plays the android maid, gorgeous. I mean, ordinarily I wouldn't be so crass as to comment on it... but in this case, damn.


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