No Solicitors (aka “No Visitors”)

Eric Roberts leads the cast of this Felissa Rose-produced outing, which should be enough to tell you everything. A family of cannibals traps door-to-door salesmen in their basements, harvests their organs for sale, and eats whatever’s left over.

Self-consciously bad and relentlessly campy, almost like if John Waters directed a “horror comedy” gore flick. Picture “Serial Mom” with more gore and much worse acting. At least it’s trying to be a horror comedy, though, and not just a bad horror movie they’re calling a “horror comedy” because they’re embarrassed at what a bad horror movie it is. That actually makes it, well, slightly inoffensive, at least to my skewed sensibilities. (Yes: a movie about cannibals imprisoning people to harvest their organs in a basement lab is one thing; but make a bad horror movie and try to pass it off as a comedy out of embarrassment, and I am outraged!)