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Michael
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Mike Kupietz
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Michael Kupietz ARTS+CODE
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michaelkupietz.com
Creative Productions, Arrangements and Operations • Art, Technology and Amusements. Software Engineer and certified FileMaker Pro developer and full-stack web developer by day, https//www.kupietz.com
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IT Grimoire
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View last 200 lines of all access logs on apache server
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Add /fpm-status page to Apache virtual host
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Add sar logging for CPU, RAM, and disk I/O
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How to monitor RAM for tuning pm.max_children
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Performance
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"Performance" Files
Linux SQL Tuning Utilities
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Linux PHP tuning utilities & commands
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Check Fail2ban log
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View last 200 lines of all access logs on apache server
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Add sar logging for CPU, RAM, and disk I/O
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How to monitor RAM for tuning pm.max_children
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Linux
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Packages
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Apache
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"Apache" Files
View last 200 lines of all access logs on apache server
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Add /fpm-status page to Apache virtual host
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Add sar logging for CPU, RAM, and disk I/O
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fail2ban
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Check Fail2ban log
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PHP
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Linux SQL Tuning Utilities
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Add /fpm-status page to Apache virtual host
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How to monitor RAM for tuning pm.max_children
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Linux
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Linux SQL Tuning Utilities
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Linux PHP tuning utilities & commands
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Check Fail2ban log
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View last 200 lines of all access logs on apache server
(42 words)
Add /fpm-status page to Apache virtual host
(63 words)
Add sar logging for CPU, RAM, and disk I/O
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How to monitor RAM for tuning pm.max_children
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Check Fail2ban log
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The Emperor's New Code
The Encyclopedia Of AI Apologies (now with bonus AI Swearing and Generative Suicide Threats!)
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Artificial Intelligence
Technosociology
Site Info & News
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Navigation
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You Are Here
Site Map
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FAQs & Further Info
Hey You Get Offa My
Article Tag & Topic Index
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Geek Stuff
Navigation
Turn And Face The Strange
Latest Site Updates
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FAQs & Further Info
Waxin' and Milkin' All of Y'all Square Heads
Newest Articles
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Administrivia
Site Content, Design, & Technical IAQs
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Grody Technical Details
For users
Easily embed this site's content on other sites
(427 words)
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Geek Stuff
Wordpress Coding
Grody Technical Details
PHP
Under The Hood
Programming tricks used on this site
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Grody Technical Details
Site Design Overview
Featured Images Gallery
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Latest News
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Kupietz Arts+Code Share Button
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Slashpage Directory
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Intro — What Are Slashpages?
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Geek Stuff
Indieweb
/About
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/AI
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/Blank
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/Blogroll
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/Canary
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/Carry
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/Changes
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/Chipotle
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/Colophon
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/Contact
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/Devlog
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/Favorites
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/Flypaper
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/Follow
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/Guy
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/Instruments
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/Interests
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/Latest
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/Not
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/Quotes
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/Tests
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/Todos
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/Toys
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/Trivia
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/Uptime
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/Uses
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External Links
Fellow Travelers, Friends’ Sites, and other related links
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External links
Pardon My Placeholder...
Social Features will go here... someday
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Work-In-Progress
Social Web
Social Mediocrity
Kwitter, the one-user social network
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Social Media Addiction
Terms Of Use, Conditions, & Legalese
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The Man Is Out To Get Me
Site Disclaimer, Terms of Use, and Conditions
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Legalese
The Whole Of The Law
Privacy Policy
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Legalese
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My Whole Raison D'isaster
About This Site — An Introduction
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About This Site
The Man Behind The Curtain
About Michael Kupietz — Bio, Contact Info, & Other Projects
(2047 words)
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Meta
About Me
All Work And No Play Makes...
HIRE MIKE! Professional Info, Full-Stack Web & Certified FileMaker Pro Development, IT Consulting, etc.
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Available For Work
Visual Art
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Generative Illustrations
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Bonus Galleries
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Serious Business
A Taxing Gallery
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AI Generative Illustration
Website Deconstructionism
Images Of A Resurrection
May Your Tags Blink In Eternity
(24 words)
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AI Generative Illustration
Art Waits For No Man
On Time
(63 words)
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AI Generative Illustration
Mo' Bigfoot, Mo' Betta
Bonus Bigfoots
(46 words)
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AI Generative Illustration
Fun
Bonus Gallery — Winter Monsters
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AI Generative Illustration
Fun
So Much City, They Had To Give It A Second Gallery
Extra New York Images
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AI Generative Illustration
Urban Surrealism
Look Out, Storm Thorgerson
Genre Tag - "Album Covers"
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AI Generative Illustration
Work-In-Progress Postview
Previsions of Johanna — preliminary experiments
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AI Generative Illustration
Illuminated Lyrics
Outtakes
Experiments & Studies
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Shine, Shine, Shine
You Light Up My Life
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Style Experiment
AI Generative Illustration
In The Details
The Devil In Deco
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AI Generative Illustration
Pretty Snakey, Sis
Happy Year Of The Snake
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AI Generative Illustration
AI Success Story Images
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AI Generative Illustration
Requests, Challenge & Contest Submissions
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Some monsters have all the luck
#SaturdayMonsterChallenge — Lucky Charm Monsters
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AI Generative Illustration
Beware The Fog
#SaturdayMonsterChallenge — Fog Monsters
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AI Generative Illustration
Hopes And Fears
Saturday Monster Challenge — "Hope Monsters"
(95 words)
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Fantasy Illustration
AI Generative Illustration
Saturday Monster Challenge—Love Monsters
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Monsters
AI Generative Illustration
#SaturdayMonsterChallenge — Element Monsters
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AI Generative Illustration
LinkedIn #SaturdayMonsterChallenge — Mustache Monsters
(77 words)
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Surrealism
AI Generative Illustration
Fun
#SaturdayMonsterChallenge "A Connecticut Sasquatch In King Arthur's Court"
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AI Generative Illustration
Fun
You Can Take The Goth Out Of The Club...
Finding Goths in Ungothly Places
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AI Generative Illustration
Fun
Baby, It's Cold Outside
#SaturdayMonsterChallenge — "Winter Monster"
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AI Generative Illustration
Here's To My Sweet St. Nick
Rad Santa
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AI Generative Illustration
More Wild Styles
By Request, Wild SF & Wild NYC (Work In Progress)
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Work-In-Progress
AI Generative Illustration
Confabulated Travelogues
Think... Nah, Not Gonna Say It
Work-In-Progress Preview—#WrappedInPink
(38 words)
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AI Generative Illustration
Isn't She Pretty
#WrappedInPink — Pale Pink
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Who Trails On A Leash
Portraits In Flesh — AI generative art gallery
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AI Generative Illustration
Their Generation, Baby
Gray Ponytails
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AI Generative Illustration
Generative Mystique
Feminine Stochastique
(552 words)
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AI Generative Illustration
Technosociology
Is There Rock After Life?
A Helluva Band — Generative Art gallery
(95 words)
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AI Generative Illustration
Giving It To A Soft Boy
RobGAN Hitchcock — AI-assisted lyrical illustrations
(158 words)
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AI Generative Illustration
Illuminated Lyrics
If You Don’t Live It, It Won’t Come Out Your Cone
Adoration Of The City
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AI Generative Illustration
Urban Surrealism
California Deep Dreaming
“Wild California” Studies
(137 words)
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AI Generative Illustration
Confabulated Travelogues
Gallery
Revisions of Johanna — AI-Assisted lyrical illumination
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Work-In-Progress
AI Generative Illustration
Illuminated Lyrics
Welcome To My Nightmare
Dream Jobs (the surreal preoccupations of an out-of-work IT consultant)
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AI Generative Illustration
Gallery
Raving And Drooling — AI-assisted lyrical illumination of Pink Floyd’s “Sheep”
(504 words)
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AI Generative Illustration
Illuminated Lyrics
Nothing To See Here, Folks
Just Some Vacation Snapshots
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AI Generative Illustration
Fun
Adventure Photojournals
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Adventure Photojournals
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Life On Mars?
The Red Day
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Urban Surrealism
Subterranean Serendipity
UC Santa Cruz Porter Caves & the Hell Hole
(932 words)
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Travel & Adventure
Rural Exploration
Beneath the Bay Area
Battery Dynamite — Subterranean Bunker Urban Exploration
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Travel & Adventure
Urban Exploration
Good Day at Black Rock
27 Photos from Burning Man 1997
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Travel & Adventure
Travelogue
Beneath Berkeley
UC Berkeley Steam Tunnels Photojournal—Urban Exploration
(555 words)
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Travel & Adventure
Urban Exploration
Vacation Photos
Pseudonymous adventures in Europe pretending to be the Billboard Liberation Front
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Travel & Adventure
Culture Jamming
When They Pry It from My Hip, Ironic Fingers
Exploration & Explosions, a Nevada Desert Hipster Road Trip
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Travel & Adventure
Explosions
Urban Exploration
Back To The Garden
A Visit to Pearl Fryar's Topiary — photojournal
(184 words)
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Travel & Adventure
Going Down...
Beneath Hawk Hill—Exploring underground Battery 129, Marin Headlands
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Urban Exploration
"Petit Art": Odds & Ends
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Old Sketches And Stuff
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Old Stuff
Sketches
Digital Objets D’Art
Robyn Hitchcock fan club 50th Birthday Card
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Fun With Scanners
Site Design Overview
Featured Images Gallery
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Site Images Overview
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Full-Length Albums
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Album Preview
Ethay Eaday Illstay Eamscray (“The Dead Still Scream”) — Music From The Imaginary Motion Picture
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Work-In-Progress
Soundtrack
Progressive / Art Rock
Demo
Monster Zed / Night Of The Living Zed 0.5a
(26 words)
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Work-In-Progress
Zetetic Music
Album Preview
Five Themes In Uncertain Times v.0.89.05
(284 words)
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Work-In-Progress
Zetetic Music
Album Preview
गोल्डन यात्रा • The Golden Yatra
(279 words)
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Work-In-Progress
Drone
Album Preview
Michael Kupietz Live (And Almost In Tune) on Pirate Cat Radio, 5/28/2009
(236 words)
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Work-In-Progress
Folk & Blues
Acousticky Guitar
Live Performance
Early Demo
"Of Uncertain Origins" — original demo for "Five Themes in Uncertain Times"
(334 words)
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Electronic Music
Zetetic Music
Misc. Pieces, Singles, & EPs
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Demo
The Strutbutter / The Great Game Show In The Sky, v13.15
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Work-In-Progress
Electronic Music
Cover Songs
Digital Single
Yiki·dū·sō (A Dream)
(177 words)
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Electronic Music
Experimental Music
Demo
The Ravine Houses Are Gone (A Song For Hume, And Wacks, And Dan, And You)
(375 words)
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Singer / Songwriter
Acousticky Guitar
Nearly Famous
Sing This All Together — Kupietz Musical Collaborations & Guest Appearances
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Misc. Appearances
Videos
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Videos
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Tonal Eclipse Of The Heart
"The Quest For Tone (On A Budget)" — Electric Guitar Noodling With A Purpose
(137 words)
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Electricky Guitar
Video
Live Performance
Got To Pay Your Dues
Bedroom Full O' Blooze - (mostly) acoustic blues videos
(76 words)
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Video
Blues
Acousticky Guitar
Live Performance
If I Do Say So Myself
The Best of GuitaristInProgress — video playlist
(127 words)
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Rock
Folk & Blues
Acousticky Guitar
Live Performance
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Equipment Overview
Bento Box Software Synthesizer
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Equipment & Tools Used
Serious Gear Geekery
Mosrite/Bakersfield Guitar Picks
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Equipment & Tools Used
Writing
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Writing
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Thoughts & Opinions
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Life In A Mikeycosm (Personal Reflections)
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Reflective Prose
Day Nights
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Reflections
Nocturnal Submissions
Reflective Prose
Fascination, And Dangerous Weather
(449 words)
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Reflections
The Beast Within
Even In The Quietest Moments
Shower thoughts
(291 words)
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Random Brain Droppings
Fun
Topical Essays
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Ideology In Brief
“Are you free?”, and Other Ideological Musings
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Politics
Axe-Grinding
Temporal Moronomy
The Contents Of The Rest Of The World’s Dream Do Not Concern Me (or, Why I Didn’t Turn 40)
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Lifestyle
Dealing With It All
Life In A Mikeycosm
Marginal Thinking Dept.
You Can Quote Me On That (Other Assorted Short Topical Writings)
(23 words)
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Misc. Thoughts & Brainspill
Watch Your Intelligence
Critical Reading of a Flawed Information Source
(2787 words)
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Media
Propaganda
Manipulation
Persuasion
Hey, You Got Your Social Awareness In My AI!
About Sexism In The AI Images On This Site
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Technosociology
AI Issues
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Review Compendium
Fragrance Reviews
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Reviews
Opinions
Whom Rods Destroy
Speak To Me Not Of Picard, Nor Janeway — An Irascible Screed On Star Trek Fandom Fundamentals
(1224 words)
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Opinions
Pop Culture Iconoclasm
Instigative Journalism
“Elvis Is Everywhere” (Or At Least In Annandale)
(1526 words)
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The Paranormal
Investigative Reporting
Published Bylines
You Are Hear
Music Reviews
(104 words)
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Music Reviews
I Like To Listen
"Peaks Island Ferry" by Dan Sonenberg — album review
(1963 words)
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Music Review
Review Compendium
Literally Hundreds of Capsule Movie Reviews
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Movie Reviews
True Stories
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Essay-Length Memoir
“The Light Shone On Me”
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Memoirs & Reflections
Essay-Length Memoir
Ars Moriendi—Haley’s Epitaph
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Memoirs & Reflections
Local Color (Tales of The City, and Country)
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Local Color—San Francisco
Tales From The Sidewalks Of San Francisco
(860 words)
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Anecdotal Evidence
Local Color—Seattle
Irene & Sheri
(1398 words)
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Anecdotal Evidence
Local Color—Yee Haw
Texas
(677 words)
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Anecdotal Evidence
Local Color—Ghent, Belgium
How to Find Your Hotel If You’re Lost In Ghent
(1460 words)
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Anecdotal Evidence
Travel & Adventure
Local Color—Manhattan
New York Stories, Which I Only Now Realize Are All About Petty Crimes
(1637 words)
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Anecdotal Evidence
Misc. Recollections & Vignettes
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Question of the day
When was the first time you noticed someone cheating at something?
(722 words)
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Self-Portraits In Prose
These Are The People In My Neighborhood
The Funniest Man In The World
(437 words)
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Anecdotal Evidence
Portrait Gallery
These Are The People In My Neighborhood
(12 words)
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Portrait Gallery
Memoirs & Reflections
Things That Make You Say "Hmmmmm"
Timeslippin' With Gene
(1100 words)
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Unexplained
Memoirs & Reflections
Mikesplaining (Answers to Infrequently Asked Questions)
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Word Salad
Vocabulary
(733 words)
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Geek Stuff
Language
Infrequently Asked Questions
A Young Person’s Guide To Common Time Signatures, and what they mean in real life
(2583 words)
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Mikesplaining
Music Theory
Health & Lifestyle
How I Deal With Insomnia
(1254 words)
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Health & Welfare
Life In A Mikeycosm
Infrequently Asked Questions
Do the odds of winning the lottery change if more people play? Is flipping tails more likely after four heads in a row?
(2294 words)
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Mikesplaining
Probability & Statistics
Infrequently Asked Questions
Why are musical notes an octave apart considered to be the same note?
(768 words)
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Mikesplaining
Music Theory
Infrequently Asked Questions
Why do people respect George Carlin?
(517 words)
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Comedy & Society
Mikesplaining
Infrequently Asked Questions
What’s the best day of the week to take off if you work a four day, 10-hours-a-day work week?
(348 words)
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Mikesplaining
Work
Opinion
How the Section 174 Tax Code Changes Caused a White-Collar Job Crash
(1298 words)
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Mikesplaining
Current Events
Economics
Knowledg Is Poweh
IAQs—Answers to Even More Infrequently Asked Questions
(780 words)
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Mikesplaining
Fun & Humor
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Amazon Product Review
Pearl PCB20 Anarchy Cowbell review
(308 words)
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Fun
Pranks & Satire
Hoax ‘Em If You Got ‘Em
Anti-Plague Flyer
(96 words)
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Fun
Pranks & Satire
Public Provocations
Fudging The Facts
Misinformation Visualization
(208 words)
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Satire
Obfuscation & Misinformation
Local Color—Point Reyes, Marin County
Report On My Weekend
(1549 words)
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Gonzo Journalism
Confabulated Travelogues
Fun
I Can't Believe It's Not Poetry!
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"I Realized Something Disturbing This Morning" by Allison Rossi—Incidental Poetry
(29 words)
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Incidental Poetry
Performance
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Is That A Kosher Dill In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
On Not Voicing One's Opinion Of Pickles In Deference To A Strange Sensitivity
(139 words)
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Poesy & Doggerel
Fun
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Poetry!
Ode To A Curl-Up Bug
(445 words)
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Poesy & Doggerel
This’ll Show ‘Em
Verse Upon Bank of America Holding My Checks And Angering My Cat
(166 words)
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Poesy & Doggerel
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Poetry!
Ode To A Croaking Man
(299 words)
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Poesy & Doggerel
The Measure Of A Poet
A Lyrical Explication Upon Substantive Empirical Qualification of Authorial Poesy in Three Lines
(25 words)
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Poesy & Doggerel
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Poetry!
Admonishment To A Bad Poet
(94 words)
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Poesy & Doggerel
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Poetry!
“The Radish Is The Noisy’st Root…”
(352 words)
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Poesy & Doggerel
Hair Of The Dog
Interlude Tonsorial
(189 words)
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Poesy & Doggerel
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Terminal-Notifier Bridge For Thunderbird Email Client
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a FiltaQuilla “open mail folder on receiving mail” Javascript Action script
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Take The Edge Off Your Web Browsing
WebCooler userscript
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Resurrecting the HTML
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Friend-Of-A-Friend "Chart Art" Project
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KupieTools Custom WordPress Plugins Overview
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The Strutbutter / The Great Game Show In The Sky, v13.15
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Five Themes In Uncertain Times v.0.89.05
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Michael Kupietz Live (And Almost In Tune) on Pirate Cat Radio, 5/28/2009
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Mike Kupietz, Arctic Explorer — Bio
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Breaking Barriers in the Sky:
The Extraordinary Life of Mike Kupietz
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The Extraordinary Life and Mysterious Disappearance of Michael Kupietz
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