I was in the mood for some light fare so I tried this Keanu Reeves thriller. Had I known it was an Eli Roth film I wouldn’t have bothered, there’s “light” and there’s “tissue-paper thin”. Typically shallow and pointless Eli Roth torture porn fare, this time without even gore, and even more fridge logic than usual. Basically, the Small Faces to “Funny Games”‘s Rolling Stones. Two teen girls take Keanu Reeves hostage in his home, seduce then torture him, for no reason other than it’s an Eli Roth movie and someone out there thinks that’s entertaining enough that they got name actors to participate. I wish Eli Roth would find another line of work.
