Sort of like what you’d get if you hired David Lynch to do an afterschool special. Seemed like an ordinary teen drama, but got weird and mannered. There’s a plot, but it doesn’t matter. Also a bunch of musical numbers consisting of dirgelike choral versions of 80s pop crap, which I totally could have done without. “I’ll Melt With You” is really totally fine as it is, thanks, you’re not going to improve on it. Actually stayed just off-kilter enough for just long enough that it was mildly entertaining, despite seeming so try-hard.
