This movie is weirder and more artificial than any sci-fi movie I’ve ever seen. I mean, it’s not that I didn’t like it, just, like, I’m supposed to want to watch a thing about these unrealistically charismatic, goodlooking “troubled” people, or a world where Jennifer Lawrence introduces herself to the worst bad-news guy by offering him no-strings-attached sex just for eyeballing her for a moment, and insists she hates football and then pulls out a whole season’s worth of football stats just when it’s needed to win over Robert DeNiro and advance the plot? Hollywood types playing “working class porn”, with surprisingly effective grit, obviously meticulously fabricated by hollywood’s premier grit fabricators. Totally well executed, well-acted bullshit, set in a world where nobody is just dumb or ugly, where even the background characters look like Julia Stiles. Reminds me of “Love Story” in that way. Does anybody really buy the ultra-recognizable Jennifer Lawrence and apparently handsome Bradley Cooper as mentally ill working class Philly schmoes? Hang out the “oscar-worthy” shingle, this is a fantasy that will keep the masses tranquil for sure. Right down to everybody telling each other they love each other amid twinkling christmas decorations. Even “Love Story” wasn’t this annoying.
