Janus (2024)
Bottom-of-the-barrel zero-budget indie sci-fi about a mad scientist who kidnaps people to clone them for some reason. Notable only for having a twist ending I saw coming about 30 minutes…
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The Scopia Effect
A disjointed, stylized "artsy" film which seems to be about a woman who is experiencing the deaths of a bunch of people from different places and points in history, but…
Trapped Inside My Sin
The kind of movie that a church group makes when they decide to make a "horror movie". Well, you gotta admire their commitment. I wonder how these things get on…
The Playground
Amateurish, zero-budget attempt at a thriller. I can't even really follow the plot, this guy gets broken out of jail, now he owes someone some money, this little girl is…
Superterranean
One of the most boring "thrillers" I've ever seen. An injured climber in Scotland wakes up in a mountain shelter. He tends to his injuries, and in a few minutes…
Underground [2023]
AVOID. Dreadful first-person shooter spends the from 30 minutes showing girls partying. By 35 minutes they've taken a shortcut through a tunnel and one fell in a hole, but 45 minutes is way too late for the plot to start.