Bonded By Blood
Talk about a disappointing swing and a miss. This 2/3-interesting... family drama? Sci-fi thriller? I'm not sure... about a young couple whose son is murdered, and then see a chance…
Trust
A young Liana Liberato punches way above her weight in a heavy but decent family drama about the emotional fallout on her family from her abuse by a predator. Probably…
No Such Thing As Monsters
Captivity flick. A couple camping at remote campsite in the Australian woods are unexpectedly joined by a van full of fairly typical Australian women and have what I imagine to…
The Circle
One of those movies where a non-"blockbuster" movies manages to get a bunch of big stars—Emma Watson, Glenne Headley, Tom Hanks, Fielding Mellish, er, Patton Oswalt, Karen Gillan—and it really…
Colossal
Anne Hathaway in a middle-of-the-road lost-twentysomething-returns-to-her-hometown-to-find-herself-and-gets-involved-with-old-friends-but-things-are-different-picture, except, this hometown happens to have a magic playground where anybody who is in it at a certain time of day has a gigantic…
Brain Dead (2007)
Strictly sub-"USA Up All Nite"-quality garbage splatstick "horror comedy" garbage about an assortment of cardboard-cutout cliche characters stuck in a cabin while an amoeba from space infects people outside, turning…
All Eyes
This is a fun movie, in its way. I actually watched it twice because I forgot to review it the first time, but once I realized I recognized it, I…
Awake In The Woods
Bottom-of-the-barrel mockumentary about people who have been driven insane after disappearing in the woods for a while. I'd say the acting is the worst acting I've ever seen but that…
The Arbors
Surprisingly alright creature feature. A young man finds an insect-like creature that bonds with him and begins killing people that stand in his way. I know, that doesn't sound very…
Archons
Middling horror thriller about a band of rock & rollers taking a canoe trip and dropping acid in the woods when they think they spot something following them through the…
Loop Track
Decently ok Kiwi horror film about a neurotic hiker who falls in with a bunch of other hikers in the remove wilderness and starts making everybody crazy with paranoia about…
The Dead (2010)
Extremely decent zombie movie, the way they should be done. An American mercenary survives the crash of the last place out of Africa, and must walk across the zombie-infested savannah…
Eden Log
Putting this here so I remember to watch this one again. This came on via autoplay when something I was watching on Tubi ended and I was so distracted by…
Haunted Boat
A group of friends go out on a boat, wind up adrift, and random "scary" stuff happens which is never explained. Actually I kind of enjoyed it mildly, for a…
The Legend Of Lake Hollow
Paint-by-numbers supernatural thriller about a group of friends who rent a secluded cabin and something seems to want them off the land. Weird people appear, voices, you know the drill.
The Encounter (2016)
First-person shooter, "aliens chasing people" through the woods subgenera. (Woods where literally every single person who enters them is always filming, apparently.) Yawn.
The Changed
People are holed up in a suburban house as everyone outside is slowly "changed", taken over by an alien life form or some such—or, as it's described by the people…
The Unwilling
A scary box possesses a family who has gathered for the reading of their father's will one-by-one and kills them. Pretty bad despite good production values and a familiar cast…
Destination Marfa
Poor-to-middling "Twilight Zone"-esque take of four travelers trapped in Marfa, Texas. Not badly produced by kind of clumsy... odd editing choices, weird occasionally voiceovers out of nowhere, etc. Meh.
Expulsion
It's too bad this movie is so poorly done because, because the writing is ambitious and despite a reliance on a lot of cliches it has a little bit of…
The Devil Takes A Holiday
An "Eating Raoul"-level intentionally bad, trashy, overbroad comedy in which a family gathering consisting entirely of a hodgepodge of overbroad, low-effort stereotypes eats a Thanksgiving turkey that was used in…
The Ghost Lights
Okay timey-wimey supernatural drama about a woman driving across Texas after her journalist father's death to investigate the "ghost lights" that he investigated a generation ago. It was ok.
Camp Pleasant Lake
20 years after a family disappears, a masked slasher kills people at a rural camp. HOW do they come up with these ideas???
The Last Gateway
A young man's stomach pains turn out to be a portal to Hell opening in his abdomen from which demons periodically emerge, and he and his wife must run from…
Necropath
WOW. Here we have something special. Ok, wait, let me qualify that. For starters, let me say: my first impression was, most people will hate this movie. Reading up on…
Nowhere Land
This is a weird movie. It's about father searching for his daughter, who got sucked into a cursed children's show, or something. Weird enough to be a little memorable, if…
Shocking Dark
A cliched, bottom-of-the-barrel 1989 Italian sci-fi/action movie about some sort of menace killing scientists in the canals of Venice. Sub-USA-Up-All-Night quality. Garbage.
Another Soul
Bottom-of-the-barrel, by-the-numbers cliched possession story. Like "Paranormal Activity" with even worse acting and less filmmaking skill.
In Its Wake
This low-budget "man in a rubber suit" creature feature is essentially "30 Days Of Night", except with a demon instead of vampires, and you never actually see the demon, and…
Terror Firma
This is a truly odd little movie. Low-budget for sure, with only 3 actors, and hard to call it a very good movie, but, it's definitely a little different in…