Pale, hoodie-wearing outcast friend-requests Alicia Debnam-Carey, who I really would have hoped had brighter prospects than this, then kills herself, after which gorgeous teens die one by one for the slimmest of reasons. As slick and terrible as you imagine a teen horror movie about Facebook would be, especially once I’ve told you it contains the line “Unfriend that dead BITCH!” So, you know what you’re getting into. (Not to be confused with the similar Unfriended, a prior horror movie about Facebook.)
