The Blair Witch Project, but with Bigfoot, and less. BONUS TROPES! “No cell reception”, unfriendly locals trying to run them off for unknown reasons, clueless city slickers lost in the woods, “Who messed with our campsite?”, camera conspicuously running when it doens’t need to be, “That’s the same tree, we went in a circle!”, all the cliches. Directed by Bobcat Goldthwait, who apparently somehow, amazingly, didn’t know better. Oh, also, the protagonists waste too much time talking about their relationship, which is always great cinematic entertainment. No, seriously, this is the worst-paced movie I’ve ever seen. Ok, they hear something outside in the woods, outside the tent. Does that require seeing them sit there listening in the dark for literally 20 straight minutes?
