If John Waters made a horror movie, this would be it. Which is to say: absolutely terrible, but, if you're in the mood for ridiculously over-the-top camp, fits the bill admirably.

An odd tale of a twisted suburban family that seems normal enough to begin with, except for mom's unfortunate habit of punishing family members' misbehavior by putting their goldfish in the blender or hacking their fingers off unexpectedly with a cleaver and feeding them to them. Also, senile old grandma eats flies and crawls into bed while family members are having sex. Before long, every distasteful thing under the sun is drawn into the story—starting with incest and ending with a meal that turns into the most ridiculous bloodbath ever filmed, culminating, I kid you not, in a dwarf getting shot in the dick, replete with pulsing corn-syrup blood spurts from his pants.

I am shocked John Waters was not involved in this. Seriously.

Refreshingly, stars middle-aged actors, not just twenty-somethings, including the protagonist, a veteran of countless exploitation horror flicks, such as, among many others, "The Crazies", "Cat People", and "Knott's Landing". Including in the gratuitous sex scenes. Not often you see a 77-year-old actress in bondage gear doing a sex scene.