A home-movie-quality film about a group of students stuck in their dorm during the pandemic discover that the pandemic was just a ploy to keep people at home while the government tested 5G cell technology, which is a plot to absorb humanity into a “5-Dimensional Internet” by turning them into rubber-faced ghouls with glowing eyes. I’m not kidding. Actually contains the line,”No, you don’t understand. I *am* the internet now. “If I was 9 years old, I probably would have thought this was an incredibly cool movie. (Which makes me worried if I ever stumble across” Psychomania”again as an adult. I thought that movie was a little too cool as a kid.) Make of that what you will.