We Are What We Are

Well-acted but very slow… er… I don’t know what it is. Horror? Drama? This film starring a pre-“Ozark” Julia Garner revolves around a family of religious zealots who slowly turn out to be involved in a bunch of local disappearances… and soon mom is diagnosed via autopsy with a disease you can only get from cannibalism.

And somehow, they manage to make that boring.

Then, in the last 5 minutes, they have a whole horror movie’s worth of gore, all of a sudden.

Ok, whatever.