[submitted to IMDB] I don’t know if I’ve ever given a movie just a single star before. But this is easily the single worst movie I’ve ever seen. I wish I could give it the 0 it deserves. Somebody must have bought votes because I cannot believe a film with literally no plot beside people torturing each other got 5.7 stars organically.
For no reason that is ever explained, a millionaire with a very annoying cackle invites financially desperate people over for a “Game” that might solve their financial problems, only to discover the “game” is he gives them choices of two horrible, sadistic things to do to themselves or each other, and they must either pick one and do it, or his butlers kill them. (Apparently there is some sort of employment agency where you can hire an entire household staff who have no problem with killing for you for no adequately explained reason.)
Also, apparently if you give a good person a gun and tell them they can have money if they kill someone else, they’ll just go ahead and shoot them in cold blood, rather than using the gun to kill her captors and free both of them. That’s the kind of “logic” this movie operates on from start to finish.•Really? The idea that desperate people will do horrible things for money if you help it along by threatening to kill them if they don’t is an observation worth making an movie to make?
Then there is a final needless cruelty at the end when it is revealed that the Final Girl’s brother in need of surgery, the entire reason she went to this “game” in the first place, randomly decided to kill himself while she was doing it. No, I’m not ticking the “spoilers” checkbox, because for it to be a spoiler, you have to care about the charactes and what happens to them, and these aren’t even characters, they’re two-dimensional meatbags used to only be shown suffering as entertainment, devoid of any plot or even any logic beyond that. Nothing about this even makes sense. Nobody in this movie ever does anything for any reason. It’s all just a set up for watching sadism for its own sake.
Even “Funny Games”, which was deliberately designed to be so vacuous and pointlessly violent that it was actually intended to drive people to walk out in it, had more of a plot and more plausibility than this movie does.
Adding to the complete inability to create any sort of entertainment is the bizarre stunt casting that perpetually reminds you you’re watching a movie. “Look! It’s Ricky from ‘Trailer Park Boys’ in a horror movie! It’s Crab Man from ‘My Name Is Earl’, even still with the same funny haircut! It’s adult film star Sasha Grey, wisely being given a total of about 3 words to say in the entire movie because she’s such a bad actress she can’t even be murdered by a butler convincingly!”
I hope whoever was involved in making this garbage is ashamed of themselves. I can’t imagine what sort of person thought this up and imagined it would be entertaining, let alone actually went out and made it.
