“The Prophecy”, or some similar horseshit. Plot, just so I remember not to watch this again, is: God decides to wipe out mankind and sends the heavenly host to wipe out the Messiah, currently gestating in the belly of a waitress in a greasy spoon in the Arizona desert. Actually the first half or so wasn’t bad, kind of similar to a less-cheezy “From Dusk Till Dawn” kind of aesthetic. But then you get buff dudes with wings swordfighting or some shit, and I get bored. You know, you’d expect an epic supernatural battle over the fate of mankind to involve something less mundane than fists, bullets, and teeth.