Absolute bottom-of-the-barrel crap from the final fading moments of the “Jason And The Argonauts”/”Seventh Voyage Of Sinbad”/”Clash Of The Titans” epic mythological fantasy era, although I feel bad besmirching the names of those films by associating this with them.
Adam is alone in the Garden Of Eden, so, with unclear theological grounding, he fashions Eve out of sand, they frolic a while to a soundtrack that sounds like The Carpenters, before a snake tempts them to eat the apple that gets them evicted, and from there, the movie spins off into a bizarrely low-fi, shamelessly episodic series of encounters with dinosaurs, cavemen, and various poorly-edited stock footage and stop-motion animated perils. They literally wander on foot, judging by the backgrounds and stock footage used, from southern California to the Grand Canyon to the Amazon to the Arctic, trying to find “the sea”, because, “life began in the sea, and we need to start over”. (No, Adam, that’s evolution. You were fashioned from the dust of the earth, not the sea, remember?)
This is the kind of movie that’s so bad you have to wonder who thought it was a good idea to make it. Maybe they had a groovy analog synth soundtrack laying around and needed to make a movie to use it?
And, though I usually don’t, in this case, I liked it for that.