Linux PHP tuning utilities & commands
1. See memory consumed by php-fpm8.2 (change this to match different PHP version if necessary) ps --no-headers -o "rss,cmd" -C php-fpm8.2 | awk '{ sum+=$1 } END { printf ("%d%s\n",…
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Linux PHP tuning utilities & commands
Linux SQL Tuning Utilities
1. tuning-primer.sh Run from Github: curl -L https://raw.githubusercontent.com/BMDan/tuning-primer.sh/main/tuning-primer.sh | bash 2. MySQLTuner.pl wget http://mysqltuner.pl/ -O mysqltuner.pl wget https://raw.githubusercontent.com/major/MySQLTuner-perl/master/basic_passwords.txt -O basic_passwords.txt wget https://raw.githubusercontent.com/major/MySQLTuner-perl/master/vulnerabilities.csv -O vulnerabilities.csv perl mysqltuner.pl --host 127.0.0.1 --user [user]…
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Pardon My Placeholder...: Social Features will go here… someday
This site started as an archive for my various art projects, previous scattered hither and yon across the web. As I've been working on it, I've come to want to…
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Button Up!: 88×31 Website Buttons
In the spirit of keeping up with the Joneses I've finally created an 88x31 button for those wishing to link to this site. In characteristically have two nearly-identical versions which…
/Tests
This is my technology test page. I have a local instance of changedetection.io pointed at this page to alert me if any of these website features change unexpectedly, meaning that…
/Canary
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/Uptime
Hey there, good lookin'! These are handy uptime stats for all my websites and servers. As of this writing I'm using Hetrix Tools for these, and so far, liking it…
/Latest
For convenience, this is a slashpages mirror of my Latest News page.
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Read All About It: Latest News — What’s Up With The Site & Mike
2025 Sep 16 The site now displays a "Mike is working on the site" banner in the upper right if I'm actively working on it (well, primarily, if the cache…
/Todos
These are things things should ideally eventually happen.
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The Emperor's New Code: The Encyclopedia Of AI Apologies (now with bonus AI Swearing and Generative Suicide Threats!)
I've spent so much time fruitlessly trying to get LLMs (Large Language Model chatbots, commonly referred to generically as "AI") to actually help me solve coding problems that I've taken,…
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Word Salad: Vocabulary List
An unsorted list of words or phrases that I like. Aposiopesis (pron.: /ˌæpəsaɪ.əˈpiːsɪs/; Classical Greek: ἀποσιώπησις, "becoming silent") - a figure of speech wherein a sentence is deliberately broken off…
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All Work And No Play Makes...: HIRE MIKE! Professional Info, Full-Stack Web & Certified FileMaker Pro Development, IT Consulting, etc.
Some info about Mike's day job: certified Filemaker & Full-Stack Web development. Really you want to check out www.kupietz.com for that info.
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Waxin' and Milkin' All of Y'all Square Heads: All Articles By Creation Date, from New to Old
This is the list of articles by the date they were first published, from newest to oldest. A log of all latest site changes & updates, which includes new edits…
/Flypaper
This was an old idea I saw on the web 20 or so years ago, and did for myself for a while: the "Flypaper" page, trying to find people you…
/Quotes
"In the beginning, one of the things that God said before the Bible started—the first thing, according to the Bible, was: “Let there be light.” But actually, there were several…
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Turn And Face The Strange: All Articles by Last Modification Date, Newer to Older
This is a mirror, for navigation convenience, of the /Changes slashpage, which lists all recent changes to any content on this site, including new edits and updates to old articles.…
/Blank
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Hey You Get Offa My: Article Tag & Topic Index
Article Tags Article Topic index
/Devlog
2025sep16Add front-end message saying if I've worked on the site within the last few minutes.Add txt and js to allowed new file extensions for theme in ktwp file manager2025sep15Install octothorpes…
/Not
I am not: a Master of the Mystic Arts. a "morning person". reserved about the things I care about. named Reg (at least, not yet.) out to trick anybody. losing…
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For users: Easily embed this site’s content on other sites
This site allows you to get the content of posts and pages by adding either /embed/ or ?embed to the URL, optionally including the post title, author, and/or tags. This…
/Trivia
In college, I once won an ice cream flavor naming contest with "Cannibal Crunch Surprise". I have solved a Rubik's cube in 40 seconds. I solve it in under 60…
/Favorites
An incomplete list of my favorites of various sorts of things. Movies Network Musicians Popular: Pink Floyd Jethro Tull The Who David Bowie Cat Stevens Harry Chapin Classical: Maurice Ravel…
/Toys
Once, I was a man like most others—a worldly man, seduced and jaded by material things. These are some of those things. Musical Instruments Guitars 1994 MIM Standard Stratocaster Washburn…
/Uses
Mac Apps Be aware, as a Mac user, sometimes I am stuck with what software is available. Inclusion in this list doesn't mean I recommend it, it just means it…
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Start here: Intro — What Are Slashpages?
Slashpages are common website pages, usually with a standard, root-level slug like /contact, /about, or /uses, usually giving basic factual information about the site or the individual behind it. They…
/Instruments
These are my musical skills, roughly in descending order of competency: Guitar (Acoustic & Electric, flat-picked & finger-picked) Keyboards (Electronic, Piano, Organ) Recorder & Chalumeau (Garkleit, Sopranino, Soprano, Alto, Tenor)…
/Interests
Creative Arts, Hobbies & Interests: Music, both listening and making. Photography. Creative nonfiction writing. Generative art. Software engineering. Stock option trading. Electronics. Rubik's cube and similar puzzles. Indoor gardening/raising houseplants…
/Guy
The secret is out! I'm some sorta guy, I have no fucking idea what, at this point. Actually nowadays I feel more like a bug than a person—a specimen,…
