Posted inSite Info Site Map Posted by By Mike Kupietz July 26, 2024| Permanent URL: https://michaelkupietz.com?p=9154About [9]»➦SubfoldersLegalese [1]»➦"Legalese" Files Privacy Policy (642 words)Posted inLegaleseSite Design & Technical Info [3]»➦"Site Design & Technical Info" Files AdministriviaSite Content, Design, & Technical IAQs (1234 words)Posted inInfrequently Asked Questions Under The HoodProgramming tricks used on this site (20 words)Posted inGrody Technical Details Site Design OverviewFeatured Images Gallery (38 words)Posted inSite Images Overview➦"About" Files My Raison D'isasterKupietz Arts+Code — An Introduction (799 words)Posted inAbout This Site The Man Is Out To Get MeSite Disclaimer, Terms of Use, and Conditions (1581 words)Posted inLegalese External LinksFellow Travelers, Friends’ Sites, and other related links (273 words)Posted inExternal links The Man Behind The CurtainBio — About Michael Kupietz (1373 words)Posted inAbout MeMeta More Kupietz For You?Contact Info & My Other Web Pages (617 words)Posted inContact InfoOther WebsitesExternal linksImages [20]»➦SubfoldersGenerative Illustrations [10]»➦"Generative Illustrations" Files Is There Rock After Life?A Helluva Band — Generative Art gallery (19 words)Posted inAI Generative Illustration Giving It To A Soft BoyRobGAN Hitchcock — AI-assisted lyrical illustrations gallery (158 words)Posted inIlluminated LyricsAI Generative Illustration If You Don’t Live It, It Won’t Come Out Your ConeAdoration Of The City — AI Generative Art gallery (42 words)Posted inUrban SurrealismAI Generative Illustration California Deep Dreaming“Wild California” Studies — Ai Generative Art gallery (137 words)Posted inConfabulated TraveloguesAI Generative Illustration GalleryRevisions of Johanna — AI-Assisted lyric illustrations gallery (313 words)Posted inWork-In-ProgressIlluminated LyricsAI Generative Illustration Welcome To My NightmareDream Jobs (the surreal preoccupations of an out-of-work IT consultant) — Generative Art gallery (102 words)Posted inAI Generative Illustration GalleryRaving And Drooling — AI-assisted lyrical illumination of Pink Floyd’s “Sheep” (490 words)Posted inIlluminated LyricsAI Generative Illustration Nothing To See Here, FolksJust Some Vacation Snapshots (42 words)Posted inAI Generative IllustrationFun Who Trails On A LeashPortraits In Flesh — AI generative art gallery (22 words)Posted inAI Generative Illustration Work-In-Progress PostviewPrevisions of Johanna — Generative Art gallery (468 words)Posted inIlluminated LyricsAI Generative IllustrationOuttakesAdventure Photojournals [7]»➦"Adventure Photojournals" Files Subterranean SerendipityUC Santa Cruz Porter Caves & the Hell Hole, Sep 30 2005 (932 words)Posted inTravel & AdventureRural Exploration Beneath the Bay AreaBattery Dynamite — Subterranean Bunker Urban Exploration (3464 words)Posted inUrban ExplorationTravel & Adventure Good Day at Black Rock27 Photos from Burning Man 1997 (1434 words)Posted inTravel & AdventureTravelogue Beneath BerkeleyUC Berkeley Steam Tunnels Photojournal—Urban Exploration (496 words)Posted inUrban ExplorationTravel & Adventure Vacation PhotosPseudonymous adventures in Europe pretending to be the Billboard Liberation Front, 2008 (915 words)Posted inCulture JammingTravel & Adventure When They Pry It from My Cold, Ironic FingersExploration & Explosions, a Nevada Desert Hipster Road Trip (1108 words)Posted inExplosionsUrban ExplorationTravel & Adventure Back To The GardenA Visit to Pearl Fryar's Topiary — photojournal (184 words)Posted inTravel & Adventure"Petit Art": Odds & Ends [3]»➦""Petit Art": Odds & Ends" Files Old Sketches And Stuff (31 words)Posted inOld StuffSketches Digital Objets D’ArtRH fan club Birthday Card, 2003 (123 words)Posted inFun With Scanners Site Design OverviewFeatured Images Gallery (38 words)Posted inSite Images OverviewMusic & Sounds [11]»➦SubfoldersFull-Length Albums [5]»➦"Full-Length Albums" Files Album PreviewEthay Eaday Illstay Eamscray (“The Dead Still Scream”) — Music From The Imaginary Motion Picture (852 words)Posted inWork-In-ProgressSoundtrackProgressive / Art Rock DemoMonster Zed / Night Of The Living Zed 0.5a (26 words)Posted inWork-In-ProgressZetetic Music Album PreviewFive Themes In Uncertain Times v.0.89.05 (284 words)Posted inWork-In-ProgressZetetic Music Album Previewगोल्डन यात्रा • The Golden Yatra (279 words)Posted inWork-In-ProgressDrone Album PreviewMichael Kupietz Live (And Almost In Tune) on Pirate Cat Radio, 5/28/2009 (227 words)Posted inWork-In-ProgressAcoustic/Folk/BluesLive PerformanceMisc. 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He is, if now resigned to never succeeding at those personal and artistic pursuits he holds most dear, unwavering in his determination to fail at them as entertainingly as possible. He is currently in what he calls the "red bathrobe period" of his life. If you're wondering what all this has to do with FileMaker development or IT consulting: you done taken the wrong turn, this river don't go to Aintry—Mike's professional services are on his San Francisco FileMaker Pro consulting website. View All PostsPost navigationPrevious Post Non-render-blocking YouTube embeds in WordPressNext PostOther People’s Music — Michael Kupietz Musical Collaborations & Guest Appearances Scroll to Top Last Updated on July 26, 2024 by Mike Kupietz