NOTE: Some of the activities documented in this photo album, like a lot of what goes on in the Black Rock Desert during the off season (when seven different government agencies aren’t there standing by to protect you from yourself), fall firmly in the “Don’t try this at home” area. Or even in the “Don’t do this at all” area. Seriously. Don’t do any of what you see here. You will get yourself killed. We had preparations and precautions which are not described here. And one of us almost got killed anyway.Back in Spring 2003 I got wind that a bunch of folks I’d met through some fin de siècle attempts to revive the soggy corpse of the SF Cacophony Society were heading out for a road trip through northern Nevada, to do some exploration in the abandoned American Flats silver refinery in the hills outside Virginia City, and spend a day blowing things up out in the backcountry of the Black Rock Desert. The Black Rock Desert is most famous nowadays as the locale of the huge annual Burning Man Festival every September, but was happily empty in March and entirely suitable for shooting shotguns at propane tanks without any other human presence in the vicinity who might be concerned by the sounds of gunfire and explosions. Having at that point still only recently become disillusioned with SF’s hipster underground art scene, I was still on friendly terms with a few Cacophony folks, so, suspecting it might make for some neat photos or good stories afterwards, I finagled my way into a seat on the adventure.First stop: the Lathrop, CA truck stop staged to look like a UFO has crashed into it. Then to Reno for dinner and a night at the Peppermill casino. As is customary for me in Nevada, I got food poisoning from the casino food, and wound up spending the late part of the night in the emergency room (not pictured). Aliens more aliens more aliens more aliens Gwen. And, uh, oh yeah, aliens. Jeff and aliens more aliens more aliens More alie... wait, I'm sorry, it's Don & Stacey Don & Stacey, too damn cute Group in lounge Men's room @ Peppermill! Men's room @ Peppermill! Note departing Greek deity. Next afternoon, we headed out to the abandoned silver refinery ruins at American Flats in the hills near Virginia City, NV. As the group fanned out over the complex, I dropped underground and walked the sluice tunnels. Cowgirl Gwen American Flats: main building main building main building Group exploring American Flats outdoors Group exploring American Flats outdoors Group exploring American Flats outdoors Gwen on a ledge Solo exploration, tunnels under American Flats Solo exploration, tunnels under American Flats Solo exploration, tunnels under American Flats Solo exploration, tunnels under American Flats Don in tunnel View from tunnel of Rick on surface looking down Does this mean 6 more weeks of winter? The 'S&M Room' under the main building Inside main building Inside Main Building Don in flooded building Joe, lower level of flooded building Donald and Mike B., upper level of flooded building Crumbling structures Building View of American Flats from road We hung out in Virginia City for a little while, then headed up to the remote desert outposts of Empire and Gerlach, NV. Joe & Mike B., Virginia city En route to Gerlach, Gwen w/ Sunburst Empire, NV: 'Welcome to Nowhere' Home On The Range Eric & Gwen, Empire store, Empire, NV Group @ Bruno's Motel, Cafe, Casino & Saloon, Gerlach, NV Jeff, Sunset in Gerlach Mike B. & Joe, sunset in Gerlach We made first camp way out on the main playa (an ancient dry lake bed) of the Black Rock Desert. The Black Rock Desert is one of the the biggest, flattest places imaginable… an ancient lakebad so vast and flat that people have been known to put a rock on their accelerator and climb out to sunbathe on the hood of their moving car. It’s so featureless that the curvature of the earth is visible, and you can point your car and drive in a perfectly straight line for upwards of 30, 40 miles or more over dead-level ground and simply disappear behind the horizon.Rick A. took advantage of the space to do some model rocketry. Morning at first camp first camp from a distance first camp from a distance Rocket Rick Bug-Eyed Mike B. Commander Abruzzo of the Space Corps Rick, liftoff Rick: 'Hey, I hit a bird!' Mike B. & Harry, compadres The next morning, we set off for what I call the “back playa”. The Black Rock Desert is Y-shaped, and directly in the crook of the arms of the ‘Y’ sits the huge Black Rock and the beautiful but deadly Black Rock hot springs. Driving around a small dirt road behind the Black Rock will take you to one of the most remote, hidden parts of this remote area, a smaller playa nestled within some small hills.Once there, we got down to the real business of the trip: blowing shit up. We set up an illicit backcountry shooting range, with propane gas tanks, brought especially for the purpose, as the targets. Harry, acting as rangemaster, set up a firing line and diligently made the group sit through a mandatory lecture on responsible gun handling and safety, to minimize the risk of personal injury as we set off huge fireballs by shooting at gas tanks with shotguns.A few people brought other targets, too, such as the large pink stuffed Elmo doll brought by Danielle and Mikl-Em. Cars en route to back playa Harry may be larger than he appears Group on close-target range Danielle w/ Elmo, 'Before' Danielle, Mikl-Em & Blue's car Danielle, Mikl-Em & Blue's car Group gun safety lesson Joe & Harry at close target range Harry, with Roxanne shooting at some less-than-incendiary targets Blair, Blue, Mikl-Em, Paul, Danielle Blue hits propane tank Mikl shoots Danielle decides to aim for a bird instead Blair shoots Blue hits again, Harry, Jeff, Blair And another direct hit for Blue Elmo before, Mikl & Danielle Blue hits AGAIN Blue, Paul, Harry Blue hits elmo (note airborne Elmo-pieces) Danielle hits tank (note shell casing above her head) Mikl Blue holds Elmo 'after' Roxanne hits propane tank Joe hits propane tank & watermelon Elmo, 'after' Smilin' Joe w/ remains of watermelon Jeff & Elmo 'after' Mike B. hits propane tank Back playa view w/ campsite Back playa view w/ campsite Joe & sunset The Playa's Best Dressed, 2003: Joe & Gwen. Donald hits propane tank, nightfall Paul hits propane tank Gwen hits propane tank Eric hits tank, w/ Harry. Donald hits tank Don hits tank This next explosion photo, the last shot fired of the day, bears some explanation. As night fell and the playa had echoed with the sounds of explosions for quite some time, I fell into talking to some people as others continued to shoot. Suddenly, I heard what was, even for that afternoon, a very loud explosion. I turned towards the row of target tanks, about 300 feet from us, and saw an unusually large fireball… so large, I had time to think, “Wow. That’s big. I should take a picture”, raise my camera, frame up the shot, click the shutter, and still catch much of the fireball.When I put down the camera and looked around, I noticed that everyone up and down the firing line had turned around, and was looking back, over their shoulders, in the opposite direction. Perhaps another three hundred feet behind us, maybe 600 feet from the tanks, was Mike B. He was crouched on the ground, and despite being a bigger guy, had curled himself into a very small ball. We ran out to him.He said he’d been watching the firing range from afar when he saw the big explosion. In front of it, he saw a piece of metal, appearing to hang in the air… and get bigger… and bigger. He ducked, and the shredded, flattened remains of the tank sailed straight over him, right through the space where he’d been standing. We searched the desert floor and found it, another few hundred feet further, behind him.Mike B. was a funny guy. It seemed like if anything bad was going to happen, it was going to happen to him. I always felt safer around him—over the course of the year or two I hung out with this crowd, I’d seen him be seriously injured in freak accidents, arrested, and once, physically attacked by a nearby thug who took offense at what really was a completely harmless public prank, as, each time, the rest of us stood around, often quite close, completely unharmed. In this case, fortunately, he was only shaken, not injured. In the end he posed for a smirking photo with the schrapnel that had almost taken him out.Harry, unnerved, called an end to the activity. Apparently, there are limits. Don and/or Paul hits tank. This photo is after I'd had enough time to hear the explosion, look up, decide to photograph it, raise my camera, frame and snap this. Donald, Don, and the schrapnel in question Harry speaks Harry and Donald contemplate the schrapnel, Gwen looks on amused. Harry's expression says it all. Mike B. uses up life #5 of 9 We had a nice night camping out on the back playa, and, after a couple of pitstops to explore the scrubby desert landscape, left the next next morning, heading back out through Gerlach and Empire and down the long desert highway back to the confines of civilization. Sunday Morning. I think we can all agree this vacation wouldn't have been the same without the constant reminders of Mike B.'s anus. Rick, Joe, Donald, Mike B., Roxanne by car 1850s shepherd's wagon remains by Black Rock host springs. Scary, scary Black Rock Springs. No, really: beautiful, but we were strongly cautioned that these waters are hot enough to kill you quickly. People have found out the unfortunate way. Scary, scary Black Rock Springs Joe, Allie, and ex-cow ex-cow Find the fish RICK. lake Home on the range again Mike B. & Joe, Reno. Unloading the shitbox Leaving a package for the Tommy Gun Bitchs. Mike Kupietz , a reluctant scion of the postmodern age, is larger on the inside than the outside: perhaps not a composer, but a producer and arranger of sounds; nor a writer, but an avid writer-down; an occasional author of doggerel; an erstwhile urban hermit; and privately a man of very great ardor. He is, if now resigned to never succeeding at those personal and artistic pursuits he holds most dear, unwavering in his determination to fail at them as entertainingly as possible. He is currently in what he calls the "red bathrobe period" of his life. If you're wondering what all this has to do with FileMaker development or IT consulting: you done taken the wrong turn, this river don't go to Aintry—Mike's professional services are on his San Francisco FileMaker Pro consulting website. View All PostsPost navigationPrevious Post Pseudonymous adventures in Europe pretending to be the Billboard Liberation FrontNext PostMusic Reviews