Posted inSite Info Posted inSite Images Overview Site Design Overview: Featured Images Gallery Posted by By Michael Kupietz September 4, 2023| Permanent URL: https://michaelkupietz.com?p=3947z796olukpm1e2vSince they’re not always clearly displayed on the front page or in every post, for convenience, this is an automated scrape of all original “featured images” (the background or front page image for a post) on the site. These are only the ones I made or photographed myself—public domain and other unoriginal images I used aren’t included here.Video Killed The Pagespeed Score: Non-render-blocking YouTube embeds in WordPressYou Are Hear: Music ReviewsWhen They Pry It from My Cold, Ironic Fingers: Exploration & Explosions, a Nevada Desert Hipster Road Trip—March 2003Vacation Photos: Pseudonymous adventures in Europe pretending to be the Billboard Liberation Front, 2008Gallery: Raving And Drooling — AI-assisted lyrical illumination of Pink Floyd’s “Sheep”Optimization-A-Go-Go: WordPress Shortcode & Function Performance Optimization with TransientsWelcome To My Nightmare: Dream Jobs (the surreal preoccupations of an out-of-work IT consultant)Beneath Berkeley: UC Berkeley Steam Tunnels ExplorationMikesplaining: What’s the best day of the week to take off if you work a four day, 10-hours-a-day work week?Mikesplaining: Why do people respect George Carlin?Mikesplaining: Why are musical notes an octave apart considered to be the same note?Mikesplaining: Do the odds of winning the lottery change if more people play? Is flipping tails more likely after four heads in a row?Local Color—Ghent, Belgium: How to Find Your Hotel If You’re Lost In GhentDigital Objets D’Art: RH fan club Birthday Card, 2003Good Day at Black Rock: 27 Photos from Burning Man 1997Beneath the Bay Area: Battery D_____ Exploration, July 2004Subterranean Serendipity: UC Santa Cruz Porter Caves & the Hell Hole, Sep 30 2005Trading Tools: TradingView Pine Script Indicators, Algos & ExperimentsUntangling Uniswap? Demystifying DeFi? You Tell Me: An Excel-based DeFi Liquidity Pool SimulatorI Can’t Believe It’s Not Poetry!: “The Radish Is The Noisy’st Root…”Hey, You Got Your Social Awareness In My AI!: About Sexism In The AI Images On This SiteWork-In-Progress Postview: Previsions of JohannaWatch Your Intelligence: Critical Reading of a Flawed Information SourceUsability Hell: How to make a completely unusable homepage in CSS3 and jQueryI Can’t Believe It’s Not Meta-Poetry!: Ode to “Ode To A Croaking Man”Fudging The Facts: Misinformation VisualizationThunderbird Customization: Terminal-Notifier Bridge For ThunderbirdMikesplaining: A Young Person’s Guide To Common Time Signatures, and what they mean in real lifeEMIAQs: Answers to Even More Infrequently Asked QuestionsGallery: Revisions of Johanna, AI-Assisted lyric illustrationsCalifornia Deep Dreaming: “Wild California” StudiesReflective Prose: Fascination, And Dangerous WeatherI Can’t Believe It’s Not Poetry!: Ode To A Croaking ManLocal Color—Point Reyes, Marin County: Report On My WeekendThis’ll Show ‘Em: Verse Upon Bank of America Holding My Checks And Angering My CatI Can’t Believe It’s Not Poetry!: Ode To A Curl-Up BugYou Can Quote Me On That: Short Bits From My Old BlogInvestigative Journalism: “Elvis Is Everywhere”Adding A Default Featured Image Or Thumbnail In WordPressSerious Gear Geekery: Mosrite/Bakersfield Guitar PicksDemo: The Ravine Houses Are Gone (A Song For Hume, And Wacks, And Dan, And You)Local Color—Seattle: Irene & SheriReflective Prose: Day NightsQuestion of the day: When was the first time you noticed someone cheating at something?Essay: The Contents Of The Rest Of The World’s Dream Do Not Concern Me (or, Why I Didn’t Turn 40)Site Design Overview: Featured Images GalleryAdministrivia: Site Content, Design, & Technical IAQsEssay-Length Memoir: Ars Moriendi—Haley’s EpitaphDigital Single: Yiki·dū·sō (A Dream)Review Compendium: Fragrance ReviewsIf You Don’t Live It, It Won’t Come Out Your Cone: Adoration Of The CityMemoir: “The Light Shone On Me”Pardon Our Dust: Website Under ConstructionUsed on this site: WordPress Custom “Hero Header” ModificationsGiving It To A Soft Boy: RobGAN Hitchcock, AI-assisted lyric illustrationsOnline Fact-Checking Tool: The Internet Bad Statements (“BS”) DetectorReview Compendium: Literally Hundreds of Capsule Movie ReviewsAlbum Preview: Michael Kupietz Live (And Almost In Tune) on Pirate Cat Radio, 5/28/2009Social Mediocrity: Kwitter, the one-user social networkThe Man Is Out To Get Me: Site Disclaimer, Terms of Use, and ConditionsEquipment Overview: Bento Box Software SynthesizerAlbum Preview: गोल्डन यात्रा • The Golden YatraEven In The Quietest Moments: Shower thoughtsIdeology In Brief: “Are you free?”, and Other Ideological MusingsExternal Links: My Other Pages & Friends’ SitesAlbum Preview: Five Themes In Uncertain Times v.0.89.05Demo: Monster Zed / Night Of The Living Zed 0.5aAlbum Preview: Ethay Eaday Illstay Eamscray (“The Dead Still Scream”) — Music From The Imaginary Motion PictureDemo: The Strutbutter / The Great Game Show In The Sky, v13.15Is There Rock After Life?: A Helluva BandGenerating On-The-Fly Email Addresses as an Anti-Spam Measure in WordPress Michael Kupietz It is I! Mike Kupietz, a reluctant scion of the postmodern age, is larger on the inside than the outside: perhaps not a composer, but a creator and arranger of sounds, nor a writer, but an avid writer-down; an occasional author of doggerel; an erstwhile urban hermit; and privately a man of great ardor. He is, if now resigned to never succeeding at those personal and artistic pursuits he holds most dear, unwavering in his determination to fail at them as entertainingly as possible. He is currently in what he calls the "red bathrobe period" of his life. If you're wondering what all this has to do with FileMaker development—you done taken the wrong turn, this river don't go to Aintry. Mike's professional services are on his Bay Area FileMaker Pro consulting website. View All PostsPost navigationPrevious Post Administrivia: Site Content, Design, & Technical IAQsNext PostUnder The Hood: Programming tricks used on this site