Here are the ingredients you need to eat like a king, assuming your idea of a royalty is a bachelor.
Seasonings & condiments:
Ceylon cinnamon
Dill
Garlic powder
Lemon pepper (real lemon pepper, NOT the kind where the first ingredient is salt, you have to read the ingredients)
Turmeric
Fenugreek
Non-dairy creamer (optional)
Chipotle powder (or as I call it, “mile-high powder”, becuase you want to sprinkle it lightly from high above so you don’t get a clump of it… the stuff is HOT)
Chili powder (the non-spicy, tasty kind)
Soy sauce
Seasoned salt
Tabasco sauce, red and green both
Mayonnaise
Brown mustard
Olive oil (vegetable oil in a pinch)
White vinegar
Ketchup
Ranch dressing
powdered ginger
Substrates:
Popcorn
Tuna
Smoked Oysters
Sliced turkey
Eggs
Fillers + enhancers:
shredded cheese, either mozzerella or four-cheese mexican cheese
Brown rice, pre-cooked
Progresso bread crumbs
Coconut flour or shredded coconut
Equipment:
Microwave
Air fryer
Spice grinder
