You know what I hate? “Traffic lights”.

What gives the GOVERNMENT the RIGHT to tell ME when I can stop or go?!? Government shouldn’t be standing in the way of American mobility, that just hurts everybody.

The only way to increase American mobility is free traffic. Get government out of it, and let the traffic participants just sort it out naturally. Let free competition between drivers determine traffic, so nothing stands in the way of drivers getting where they need to go.

And besides. If the best drivers can get where they’re going quicker, they’ll spend the time they save giving slower drivers a ride. A faster current speeds up all boats.

While we’re at it, what’s with this “9 AM”, “10 AM”, “11 AM”, “Monday”, “Tuesday”, “Wednesday” thing? Now government is going to tell ME what to CALL my TIME?!?